White Men Can't Jump -- But They Can Nab You for Tax Evasion
Wesley Snipes -- remember him?
Okay, so you don't (and we can't fault you). But even if you've forgotten all about Mr. Snipes, the IRS hasn't. From CNN:
Movie actor Wesley Snipes was indicted Tuesday on eight counts of tax fraud accusing him of trying to cheat the government of $12 million in false refund claims.Snipes, 44, also failed to file tax returns for six years, according to an indictment unsealed in Tampa, Florida.
Federal prosecutors said that Snipes fraudulently claimed refunds totaling nearly $12 million in 1996 and 1997 on income taxes already paid.
The indictment also charged him with failure to file returns between 1999 and 2004.
Our reaction to this news is the same as it was to the tax case brought against "Survivor" winner Richard Hatch: How could you be so stupid?
The incomes of these men are a matter of public record: in Hatch's case, because he won $1 million on a nationally-televised reality show, and in Snipes's case, because it's published in Variety each time he makes a new movie.
And the IRS is like a big talent agency: they always get their cut.
(Actually, that may be a poorly chosen reference for Snipes. This past August, he was sued for $1.5 million by United Talent Agency, "for his alleged failure to pay the agreed percentage for four film roles it helped him win.")
Update: If you'd like to learn how much Snipes has earned for some really crappy movies, TaxProf Blog has the 411. Click here, then scroll down.
Indictment: Wesley Snipes a $12M tax cheat [CNN]
Maybe We Should All Quit Worrying About The $12 Million In False Refund Claims And Start Worrying About Blade II And That Guest Appearance On 'Bernie Mac' [DealBreaker]
Wesley Snipes bio [IMDb]
Wesley Snipes [celebritywonder.com]










Comments
It's sure hard to work up any sympathy for the travails of celebrities whose contribution to society is nil if not negative (which would be almost all celebrities). And yes, they are stupid.
Posted by: Peg C. | October 17, 2006 11:53 PM
IRS agents can be of any race, you know.
Posted by: Anonymous | October 18, 2006 12:15 AM
Pay your taxes, dumbass!
Posted by: Fred Thompson | October 18, 2006 02:23 AM
if snipes was white they wouldn't bother him. it's racial profiling.
Posted by: Raz | October 18, 2006 02:42 PM
Pshaw, Raz. They went after his white tax scamster advisors, and all of his white tax scamster advisors' white clients. I hope he gets serious prison time if he really did steal millions of dollars from taxpayers with fraudulent returns.
But he'll make some bozo Cheek claim and get off with a slap on the hand and a civil fine.
Posted by: Ted | October 18, 2006 02:54 PM
Two Words, Raz:
Willie Nelson.
Posted by: Brent | October 18, 2006 08:23 PM
Who said the IRS agents were "White Men"? Too glib by half Mr. Lat.
Posted by: Skokorat | October 18, 2006 08:31 PM
Skokorat, somebody already made that point. See Anonymous 12:15 AM, above.
Posted by: Anonymous | October 18, 2006 08:33 PM