We're stepping away from our computer briefly. Normally we'd just do so, without comment; but this is bonus season. So if Simpson, Skadden, or some other Biglaw firm makes an announcement while we're gone, please post it in the comments, with a link to your source. We don't want to be accused of the capital crime of not having bonus information up immediately (even if that information isn't verified).

In the meantime, if you're looking for amusement, read this post by "sandra" at Greedy NY, then the various responses. Hilarious stuff. Is "sandra" for real, or is she a prankster or troll?

Word on the street is that Whachtell [sic] raised the boni bar? [Infirmation / Greedy NY]