Early Interview Week (EIW): More Fine Work from the NYU Law Revue
We've learned a little more about the talented creator of the NYU Law Revue videos that we've recently highlighted. His name is Ryan Landes, and he's a 3L at NYU, who will be working at a firm in L.A. after graduation. Given his gift for film, it's not surprising that he's headed to Hollywood (where perhaps he'll bump into Eric Krautheimer at The Ivy).
Despite the demands of law school, Ryan finds the time to pursue film as a hobby. Here's a droll little video he did for last year's Law Revue, poking fun at Early Interview Week (EIW) on the NYU campus.
(The big joke in the sketch is a little dated. But is it ever possible to have too much of Aquagirl?)
EIW [YouTube]

Cute face but she's got that "law school ass." Too bad.
Anonymous 2:26,
Let's put your face and ass on display and have Lat set up a poll. Seriously, people commenting on this site are such superficial assholes sometimes. "Too bad" you're such an ass.
Incidentally, can't anyone find some videos of Northwestern's Wigmore Follies? That show consistently rocks.
she's hot
wow, this blog has turned into an NYU fellating festival lately. I like it!
and I'm with Wildcat. I mean, christ. I have NEVER seen people as eager to be mean as in high-income NYC society.
and the young lady in question is VERY good-looking, in the video and in person.
Seems I struck a nerve with the "law school ass" comment. My apologies for that, though truth it be. What happens to you chicks when you get to law school, and, unfortunately, beyond. Get up off that toosh and go for a run!
A few days ago, I was the first person to observe that this woman is very, very cute.
2:26 you are probably an ugly law school troll this woman wouldn't even speak to. Shove it.
Back to my main point - she is really cute.
Gallion OUT
Hey fatty, put down the cookie and mix in a salad. If you think she's good looking, your children are doomed.
If you don't want your looks commented upon, don't appear in a film that is posted on the internet.
And now ladies and gentlemen, 40 ugly law school trolls/losers who haven't had a date with anyone other than "porn" for some years will now, one at a time, opine on how this really cute woman is not HOT enough for their truly high standards.
What a bunch of fools. If you could be so lucky, you antisocial dipsh!ts.
Gallion OUT
Gallion must be a big Sir Mix-a-Lot Fan
2:42 PM:
I'm with you. I'm an NU Law grad and they've put on some hilarious shows over the past few years. Someone send Lat the videos please!
I just want to place myself on the record as ready, willing and able to produce digital images of both my face and ass - as suggested by the chick in the video, er, wildcat. Lat - you may contact me via this board with instructions!
2:26 - Please, no.
This woman is very attractive - you people are crazy.
"What happens to you chicks when you get to law school, and, unfortunately, beyond. Get up off that toosh and go for a run!"
Yeah, the dudes in law school and in practice are real prizes. I've never seen more 30-year-olds who look 50.
4:40 PM:
Watch it. I resemble that remark.
4:40 - so, so true. what a pathetic collection of guys who were losers in college and now think they are the sh!t. Unfortunately, most of them only look like sh!t. "30 year olds who look 50" - dead on and damn funny.
Female Gallion
She looks a lot like a girl I dated for a little while, Kelly Hoge... what a little cutie.
I must concur with my colleagues. As men of the world, the barristers of Gallion & Spielvogel and adept at both "bet-the-company" litigation and identifying good looking women. This woman is definitely cute, great eyes and smile. We are attempting to recruit her into our booming evidence spoliation practice.
Spielvogel
so what? looks aren't that important for men. they get the money, they get fly bitches. simple as that
jonb -- good luck getting yourself a "fly bitch", you troll neanderthal. You're either an aggro deal blowhard who gets shot down 99.5% of the time but still brags about that one "hot" hookup he had at someone's party or a mousy law school loser with delusions of grandeur.
Gallion OUT
What a wild imagination you have. Surely you are not debating the contention that money = fly bitches ?
why is everyone focused on whether or not she's "cute", instead of the fact that this video is really funny, with great acting, editing, and execution of a good concept? (and i'm a CLS grad, thus naturally predisposed to rag on NYU just for the utterly ridiculous fun of it.)
Money = fly bitches is a fact. Don't believe me? See Donald Trump. I think the California poet, Mr. Ice Cube, said it best, "Life ain't noth'n but bitches and money!"
F&*k NYU, their ugly women and their stupid videos.
Loved the "what are your weaknesses?" response. So true that the answer is always some variation on "I'm just to damned good at things." I'd love to tell the truth for once and say "I'm disorganized, I'm messy, and I avoid phone calls I don't wish to deal with."
5:43 PM:
It's hard not to avoid the fact the girl is oozing fire because she's so hot...
But the skit is well-done.
Landes is genius and yes she is supercute.
Where does she work so I can send my resume?
helllloooooooooooooo NURSE!
I heart Ryan Landes
CLS 2L:
I heart you too. :-P
The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks.
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
Why does Ryan and not the girl in the video, Lisa get a profile? Lisa is seriously hot and smart too. She was a finalist in the Marden comp. and was a Cleary summer.
Yeah, she is not model thin but I think most people find her attractive.
Hi,
I like to make videos of me and my ugly classmates trying to be funny. Then I complain that ATL doesn't give me credit commensurate with my hotness. Yeah I'm that cluless.
NYU student
Don't forget that Ryan also performs magic tricks and rides a unicycle. That doesn't make NYU Law cool by any means, but you know ... whatev.
And you, "NYU Student," are obviously not one - I'm pretty sure most of us know how to spell clueless...