Monica Goodling: Yes, We're Obsessed
But so is the mainstream media. The articles about this high-ranking Justice Department official, at the heart of the controversial U.S. Attorney firings, just keep on coming.
We can't get enough of the coverage. We are completely intrigued -- and quite taken by -- Monica M. Goodling. She's the most fascinating and appealing personality we've encountered since Alexandra Korry and Shanetta Cutlar (whom we also adore -- what can we say, we love strong women).
In the face of widespread media and blogosphere criticism of Monica Goodling, we intend to stake out our position as the leading pro-Monica outlet. It's all too easy to rank on her non-Ivy League background or her strong conservative beliefs. We will provide a counterbalance to the negativity, by vigorously praising and defending Monica Goodling in all of her fabulosity.
The latest Monica Goodling profiles are by Jonathan Last, for the Philadelphia Inquirer, and by T.R. Goldman and Emma Schwartz, for the Legal Times. Here are some excerpts from Jonathan Last's article:
Now 33, [Monica Goodling] graduated from Messiah College, an evangelical Christian school, in 1995. After a year at the American University Washington College of Law, she enrolled at Pat Robertson's Regent University Law School in 1996 - the year it received full accreditation from the American Bar Association. She graduated from Regent in 1999. That November, Goodling went to work for the Republican National Committee as a junior research analyst in the opposition research shop. When her boss, Barbara Comstock, left the RNC to head the Office of Public Affairs in the Ashcroft Justice Department, Goodling went with her.After spending two years in Public Affairs, Goodling was detailed to the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Eastern District of Virginia for a two-year stint in order to get the "field experience" typically required for the attorney general counsel's job. She served only six months. (The head of EDVA at the time was Paul McNulty, who, having since become a deputy attorney general, also played a role in the firing of the eight U.S. attorneys.)
According to my research, Goodling was the lead attorney on three felony cases while at EDVA. All three ended in plea agreements; none was of particular importance. To give a sense of the magnitude of her work, the highest-level defendant was sentenced to four months in jail; the other two were given three years of supervised release - one of these also received a $100 special assessment. Nevertheless, upon her return to Justice, Goodling assumed the senior counsel and White House liaison posts. So much for the best and the brightest.
OUCH. Mr. Last, that's no way to treat a lady!
More discussion, after the jump.
In the very next paragraph, Last admits that he may have been overly harsh:
Of course, that's not completely fair. There's nothing wrong with attending fourth-tier schools. The value of college is vastly overrated, and lots of smart people don't go to Harvard. But when you look at the rest of Goodling's bio, it is not obvious why she was participating in serious, senior-level decisions about the hiring and firing of U.S. attorneys.
We submit that Goodling is one of the many "smart people [who] don't go to Harvard." She has been widely praised -- for her intellect, her work ethic, her personality, and her baked goods -- from many quarters.
Some of these accolades are collected in the Legal Times article, which notes that "[t]o her defenders, Goodling is a hyperdiligent employee who was merely doing her job: finding politically appropriate replacements for fired U.S. Attorneys."
Most of the piece focuses on Goodling's decision to invoke the Fifth Amendment privilege, and whether that was a wise move. But it does contain some biographical material about her. This info is particularly interesting:
When [Barbara] Comstock became [Attorney General] Ashcroft's spokeswoman in 2002, she brought Goodling along as her deputy. Goodling stayed for three years. In no time, Goodling became "indispensable" to the office, says Mark Corallo, who became Ashcroft's spokesman in 2003. "I have never known anybody that works harder or does better work than her."Her dedication was legendary, so much so that Ashcroft's office would ask to "borrow" her for projects. Corallo says Goodling would stay all night. "I'd come in at 8 a.m., and she'd be sleeping on my sofa in the office."
Wow -- Monica Goodling is hard core!
Goodling often traveled with Ashcroft on tours promoting neighborhood safety and the Patriot Act. Former colleagues say Ashcroft also had a particular taste for Goodling's brownies. She was meticulous and a perfectionist. She was the point person on judicial nominations, often working in the Office of Legal Policy with then-Assistant Attorney General Viet Dinh, says a former colleague.
She's hard-working, she's detail-oriented -- AND she bakes killer brownies. What more could one ask for?
And to refresh your recollection, here are additional quotes about Goodling, from the recent Washington Post and Harrisburg Patriot-News profiles:
"When she started at Justice, 'no job was too small for her,' and as she moved rapidly up the ranks, none 'was too large,' former DOJ staffer Mark Corallo said.""She was the embodiment of a hardworking young conservative who believed strongly in the president and his mission," said David Ayres, former chief of staff to Bush's first attorney general, John D. Ashcroft."
"Her political science professor, Dean Curry, recalls her as a 'bright, responsible young woman' who was student body president and 'was very serious about politics.'"
"A Messiah professor and administrator recalled her 'engaging personality' and 'leadership ability.'"
"'She is apparently very bright and the president of her class and I wish I could say she got her brilliance from me, but I don't believe she's related to my family,' said [former Rep.] Bill Goodling, who represented York County in Congress until his retirement in 2000."
Tim Dawson, assistant dean of admissions at Messiah, remembers being impressed with Goodling... "She was a strong representative of Messiah College," he said, recalling her "leadership ability and communications.
Remember, of course, that these quotes were gathered by the mainstream media -- which would probably have LOVED to do another hatchet job on a high-powered conservative. But after doing their reporting, they ended up with mostly positive material about this impressive and successful young lawyer.
GO MONICA!!!
One Last Thing: Attorneys scandal is not about firings [Philadelphia Inquirer]
DOJ Official Brings Storm by Taking the Fifth in Gonzales Flap [Legal Times]













Comments
Isn't Jonathan Last with the Weekly Standard?
http://www.weeklystandard.com/aboutus/bio_last.asp
I don't think he would be out to get Goodling.
Posted by: anon | April 2, 2007 10:41 AM
you have got to be kidding. she sounds like a total political hack.
Posted by: brownies are yummy | April 2, 2007 10:50 AM
I bet that intern she fired is LOVING this!
Posted by: Anonymous | April 2, 2007 10:52 AM
10:52: So true. Revenge is a drink best served in a red plastic Solo cup.
Posted by: Solo Cup | April 2, 2007 10:55 AM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: Anonymous | April 2, 2007 11:14 AM
i think i saw her working the register at an Old Navy last weekend?
Posted by: Gordon Gekko | April 2, 2007 11:24 AM
"Former colleagues say Ashcroft also had a particular taste for Goodling's brownies."
My sources tell me that fellow former colleagues had a particular taste for euphemisms.
Posted by: Let the Eagles Soar | April 2, 2007 11:26 AM
she looks like a bitch
Posted by: anon | April 2, 2007 11:40 AM
Lat,
How about that promised clerkship bonus update?
Posted by: Anonymous | April 2, 2007 11:47 AM
Perfect example of the fact that a blonde (bleached or otherwise) can have a face that would make a mama horse cry and still get by on "looks."
Posted by: Anonymous | April 2, 2007 11:50 AM
She is a brainless partisan hack who would do anything the Jesusfreaks in charge of the DOJ told her to do. Thank God she's back in Alabama or Texas or whatever backwater hellhole she's from.
Posted by: Anonymous | April 2, 2007 12:19 PM
I'm so pissed that Let the Eagles Soar beat me to noting that comment about Ashcroft liking Goodling's brown eye.
Posted by: Jokester | April 2, 2007 12:21 PM
12:19: She is still technically employed by the DOJ. She's just on leave.
Also, she is not from some "backwater hellhole." She is from the East Coast - Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Anonymous | April 2, 2007 12:36 PM
The thing that's bothersome about her excessively powerful position is that it's obvious she was hired _because_ she went to these 4th tier evangelical schools. I'm sure she's hardworking and all, but there are lots of hardworking lawyers and they aren't in positions like this. Essentially, then, she was hired because she's an evangelical, which as far as I'm concerned does not qualify a person to make decisions about firing U.S. Attorneys.
Posted by: Jenny | April 2, 2007 12:48 PM
12:48: If you are in the Bush Administration, being an evangelical Christian qualifies you to do ANYTHING.
Posted by: Anonymous | April 2, 2007 01:02 PM
How hard is it to learn evangelical Christianity? Good enough that I can fool someone with hiring authority.
Posted by: Loyola 2L | April 2, 2007 01:19 PM
You have to give her some credit. Lots of HYS grads with SCOTUS or feeder judge clerkships score top jobs at the DOJ. BOR-ing.
But how many Messiah/Regent grads enjoy career success like Goodling's? Girl deserves serious props.
Posted by: Monica Goodling groupie | April 2, 2007 01:38 PM
Let the eagle soar,
like it's never soared before.
From rocky coast, to golden shore,
Let the mighty eagle soar!
Posted by: Let the Eagle Soar | April 2, 2007 01:58 PM
Oh Loyola 2L - the Evangelicals won't hire you either because you went to a Catholic school.
Posted by: Anonymous | April 2, 2007 02:14 PM
fourth rate political hack. the administration would rather fill justice with loyalists than those with ability. interesting to note that no one talks about academic honors she might've won at Evangelical Law School - is it b/c she couldn't even make a strong academic showing at a craphole school?
Posted by: Anonymous | April 2, 2007 03:41 PM
ashcroft liked her brown eye
rock on
Posted by: Anonymous | April 2, 2007 06:50 PM
12:36 --
"Also, she is not from some "backwater hellhole." She is from the East Coast - Pennsylvania."
You must not know Pennsylvania very well. Even though PA is overall a "blue" state, there are large parts of PA which belong in Jesusland. (Lancaster County is chock full o' blue.) She went to Messiah College, an institution which is very much part of PA's Jesusland.
Posted by: Jesusland | April 2, 2007 07:17 PM
She was still asleep at 8:00 a.m.?! God bless government work!
Posted by: early bird | April 2, 2007 07:21 PM
11:40 am -- I totally agree with you. Combined with talentless hack, she represents the worst of the current dynasty's group of sycophants, liars, messianic jesus freaks, civil liberty haters, and terrible warmongers who have killed thousands in their perverted frolic.
Gallion OUT!
Posted by: Gallion | April 2, 2007 08:12 PM
11:40 -- Agreed. She looks like she's scanning the crowd for the slightest hint of anything that might not be "appropriate." A laff riot at parties, I'm sure (the Solo cup no doubt holds the bitterest of lemonade).
Posted by: Anonymous | April 3, 2007 02:50 AM
http://web.archive.org/web/19991008153443/home.regent.edu/monigoo/
The archived "Monigoo" homepage. With photos.
Posted by: anon | April 3, 2007 11:25 AM
Know her personally. She is very intelligent. She was on the Moot Ct Board in Law School. Excelled academically. Could have attened Ivy League schools-choose not to. She has blue eyes.
Posted by: ac | April 3, 2007 08:13 PM
what the hell is wrong with all you people? 4th tier school crapola?? What is this bullshit? She may be serving the worst administration in US history with nothing less than total glee, but it doesn't sound like she was (in an ordinary, everyday sense) stupid or incapable. Probably way underexperienced for her post at justice, but whatever. The rank of her law school stopped being at all important in the real world the moment she got her SECOND job.
Posted by: Anonymous | April 4, 2007 01:52 AM
Looks like the Dems are now "inviting" Monica in for a little chat. More about Monica here:
http://www.abovethelaw.com/2007/04/a_portrait_of_monica_goodling.php
Posted by: Anonymous | April 4, 2007 09:34 AM
This has to be a joke, strong woman, try fall gal for Bush and Co.
Goodling, Monica
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Posted by: James | April 4, 2007 07:09 PM