Any word on where her ex-bf has a job offer?

According to his myspace page, US Army JAG

2:15-

Thanks,
2:14

That is F'n hilarious. there are number of reasons I can think of that she would want active representation, particularly from someone in the entertainment field. Maybe misappropriation or unauthorized use of her video/image? Maybe she is going to try to get a better deal with Playboy for all of the free advertising she is throwing their way? Or maybe she is just generally gearing up for a career in the soft-core world!!!!

I wonder how he's getting paid? I'm not sure how she is otherwise able to pay legal bills. Lat's guess is probably right - he's probably a friend of hers or a friend of a friend. Or maybe he is a referral from that nice guy from Playboy who shot her photo spread!

How about a lawsuit against the government for denying her employment in retaliation for exercising her First Amendment rights?

Not sure if this has been mentioned, but I got confirmation from a knowledgable source that she will almost definately not be getting an offer to return to the Brooklyn DA's office after graduation.

2:35 - Excellent point.

I'm sorry, HOW is it newsworthy that a woman with a sex tape hired a lawyer?

Come on Lat. This is fucking retarded.

Heaven forbid WOMEN actually profit from sex videos of themselves, rather than the men who own the corporations that distribute them. I mean, that would be, like, equality or something. Can't have that in the legal world, and we ESPECIALLY can't have these uppity wimminfolk gettin' their own attorneys and all!

"While in law school, he served as a law clerk to the Hon. Joseph C. Calabrese of the Nassau County Court."

No. That's called an externship...

So am I the only one who hasn't seen thsi video? Can someone post a link?

Thank you, 3:06. I'm totally with you on this one.

3:15 - No prob. They make it so obvious when they state "while in law school." I'd rather they just try to pull a fast one and claim he clerked...

but guys he CLERKED FOR JUDGE CALABRESI!!!

Err.... externed for Judge Calabrese....

Please, stop...I can't stand that wonk eye of hers. She and Paris Hilton would have a hell of a staring contest.

It's not even a "sex" video, it's just some softcore Playboy garbage.

Why isn't it "clerked?" Is it because it's a state judge?

She's soooo Staten Island.

pdubs, yeah, because what's really important here is making up silly distinctions.

If it's titillating, it's a sex tape. If you want to waste your time arguing about whether we should semantically refer to a titillating video as a "sex" tape or as, um, something else (??), knock yourself out.

Anyway, doesn't some dude spank her in it? Seems like that ought to qualify as a sex tape.

Cozen & O'Connor is pretty TTT

Oh come on now, there's a large difference between seeing a chick show off her boobies and seeing her fucking and sucking (I can only jerk off to the latter).

I'm not denying that she's probably a nappy-headed ho, but calling a softcore playboy video a "sex tape" is a gross exaggeration.

Why isn't it "clerked?" Is it because it's a state judge?

Posted by: current fed clerk | April 18, 2007 03:57 PM

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It has nothing to do with the distinction between state and federal court. Rather, a law student cannot serve as a "law clerk" -- that is, the official employee of a judge. This joker was an intern or maybe an extern (i.e., he received school credit for his work for the judge), but he was no clerk.

(And, there is no way you are a federal law clerk and asking this question.)

True, although even for an externship, you need good grades to "clerk" for a prestigous judge.

Ahhh, the "I know it when I see it" test -- clearly, the relevant inquiry is whether it helps YOU jerk off.

Thank you, pdubs, for welcoming us to the brave new world of 1964.

3:06: there's actual value in those men who successfully distribute these movies; dumb whores willing to make the movies are, shall we say, numerous, fungible, and cheap. Why on earth should they get paid equally?

4:23,

This is Joseph Calabresi of Nassau County, not THE Judge Calabresi (of the 2d Cir.) So there's no "prestigious judge" in the mix here.

I see why Mr. Bloom took the matter--he's an art enthusiast.

"Community Service
California Volunteer Lawyers for the Arts"

5:01, oh really. Value like flouting orders from federal judges, tax evasion, and (alleged) rape? Yeah, that's some serious social value there.

How do you know she's a dumb whore? Sounds to me like she's an average law student. I don't think there's been any allegation that 1) she is too dumb to be a law student or 2) she exchanges sex for money.

Or -- I'm sorry -- were you just making a random misogynist comment? It's so hard to tell social retardation from sincere commentary on the internets...

By the way... her dicknut ex-bf isn't going into Army JAG... I checked this year's roster.

Are you really surprised that a TTT scumbag like this would get rejected from Army JAG??

Jesus Christ, what a toilet lawyer. Hofstra Law and Cozen O'Connor? Yikes.

4:23,

This is Joseph Calabresi of Nassau County, not THE Judge Calabresi (of the 2d Cir.) So there's no "prestigious judge" in the mix here.

Posted by: Anon | April 18, 2007 05:14 PM

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You're both idiots.

Bloom interned for "the Hon. Joseph C. Calabrese of the Nassau County Court."

The well-known judge of the Second Circuit Court of Appeals, and former Dean of Yale Law School, is: Guido Calabresi.

see: http://www.fjc.gov/servlet/tGetInfo?jid=352

11:34,

How is that not what I said yesterday? Try reading a comment before responding, a-hole.