* Panda Express, Kelly and Ping's and hall of shamer Eggrolls Etc are fakes alright, but they're not illegal. Is widespread consumption of Lean Cuisine a harbinger of another Cultural Revolution? [Disgrasian]

* Martha is peeved that her staff didn't do a background check on her driver. Expect a guest of middle-eastern descent on her next show, discussing the necessity of luxury Egyptian cotton sheets and teaching TV viewers how to make basbousa. [Huffington Post]

* We've known this for some time, but it's worth repeating: that Chiquita Banana you eat before an intramural game is quite possibly the world's most imperfect food. [Boston Herald]

* Venn Diagrams rule. Speaking of tennis, don't forget to catch the finals of the Roland Garros this weekend. And phenomenal Ana (also infinitely hotter than her poufy-faced predecessor of sorts) has her own blog! [FN1] [Indexed via Quiz Law]

[FN1] And I'm not condoning the ridiculous levels of exploitation women's tennis has seen in the past decade…but she is super-hot, not just tennis-player hot! Yeah, I'm jealous.