Nina Totenberg: The Diva That Keeps On Delivering
Ever since our original request for colorful stories about the delicious Nina Totenberg, the doyenne (or maybe the dean?) of the Supreme Court press corps, we've experienced an avalanche of anecdotes about this larger-than-life legal journalist.
We still have a few reports in the queue. Here's the latest contribution:
Any discussion of Totenberg must include John Hockenberry's recountings of her diva-like attitude around the NPR newsroom. He writes about her in his well-known memoir, Moving Violations. Note that Hockenberry implies Totenberg will ruin the career of anyone who crosses her. [Ed. note: YIKES.]Go to Amazon and search for "Totenberg" in the book, John Hockenberry, Moving Violations: War Zones, Wheelchairs, and Declarations of Independence. Starting around page 174, you'll read this...
If you haven't tired of reading about Ms. Nina -- we know we haven't, but everyone's different -- check out the rest of this post, after the jump.
Excerpts from John Hockenberry's memoir appear in block quotations below, with our commentary following each one.
Occasionally I would fill in as a host for "All Things Considered," and things would get more interesting. There was the time I got to ask one of the stupidest questions in the history of radio. It was the day Nina Totenberg broke the story that Supreme Court nominee Douglas H. Ginsburg had smoked marijuana with his students at Harvard. All day long we could tell that Nina had a big story because there were piles of documents sprawled all over her couch, which only happened when something big was about to break.
Interesting. We love to hear about the work habits of highly successful people -- and we're glad to hear that we're not the only ones with messy offices.
She had discovered the marijuana allegation while investigating Ginsburg's background at Harvard, and she was clearly unsure about what to do with it. In the just say no years of the Reagan administration it was politically significant that one of their own nominees smoked pot, but the idea of smoking marijuana disqualifying someone for a job cut a little close to home over at NPR, the Woodstock of news...
So true. Not exactly like the Clarence Thomas situation, where all the liberal political stars were in alignment.
Nina was flying around the studio on afterburners, and ... Chuck Bailey, her editor, was trying to calm her down. "Who's doing the interview?" she asked. Art said it would be me. "Oh, great, the acid head," she said, pointing to me. I smiled and waved. I was remembering all of the times I had asked her to file stories for the newscast and all of the times I had told her that her stories were too long.
"Oh great, the acid head." La Totenberg is so saucy -- we love her!
Nina always insisted on writing the questions and the answers in such a way that the interviewer appeared to know absolutely nothing while Nina knew everything. I said I wanted to take a look at the questions. "Just leave them as they are," she yelled. It was two minutes until air.The first question was very general: "What did you find out at Harvard about Judge Ginsberg [sic]?" The answer was that he hadn't written or published much, and that his judicial philosophy was an unknown. Nina would speculate that this was just what the administration wanted after the very public Robert Bork fiasco. The next question was about Ginsberg's position...
None of this information justified all of the hysteria I had noted all day long over in Nina's area, so my eyes were drawn to the third question written on the paper: "Did you find anything else, Nina?"
This seemed odd. "Nina, what is this 'anything else, Nina?' question." She shouted back at me. "Never mind. You've got to ask it that way." Art, the producer, looked at me and said that the answer was that Nina had discovered that Ginsberg had smoked pot with his students at Harvard. "And you're not going to put that first?" I asked. "You're burying the lead [sic]. It will make it look like you think there's something wrong with the story if you put it at the end."
Oh come on, John -- don't tell Nina Totenberg how to do her job. You're not even fit to fetch her Starbucks.
Nina insisted, "We're going to do it this way." The show began, and we were on the air.The interview proceeded nicely. Listeners learned about Ginsberg's lack of published opinions ... I looked at the third question. Never in the history of radio would a question be more disingenuously asked, and I had to ask it. I thought about surprising Nina with something like, "You know, Nina, I heard the guy used to smoke pot with his students. What about that?" or "But, really, Nina how good was he at rolling joints?"
While the microphone was open Nina eyed me with her signature glare, warning me off any deviation from the script. "You'll be ruined in this town and any other if you try to pull a fast one," her eyes said. She was a trembling bundle of nerves. The whole Washington bureau was watching on the other side of the glass .... I asked the stupidest question....
She paused and said, "Yes, John," and began to explain that she knew that Ginsberg smoked pot from a number of sources, but that she didn't know what that meant as far as his fitness for the Supreme Court was concerned....
We've never met Nina Totenberg in person. But we'd give anything to be on the receiving end of "her signature glare." Sigh...
Moving Violations: War Zones, Wheelchairs, and Declarations of Independence [Amazon]













Comments
"Never in the history of radio would a question be more disingenuously asked, and I had to ask it."
This is worse than Chambermaid. Pity the poor, poor victim. Clearly he was in the right, and Nina was just being evil and oppressive and unwilling to listen to the eminently reasonable views of the acid head.
Posted by: Anonymous | July 23, 2007 01:00 PM
Bong Hits for Nina Totenberg!
Posted by: Third | July 23, 2007 01:01 PM
Is Lat's brand of ambiguously sarcastic fawning starting to get on anyone else's nerves? I mean, jesus.
Posted by: anon | July 23, 2007 01:09 PM
Seriously, what's up with the liberals? They act like a little pot is no big deal, but then they're all over you just because of some good-natured sexual harassment. It's almost like they draw this moral line at conduct likely to harm others. Such hypocrites.
Posted by: Anonymous | July 23, 2007 01:16 PM
"[B]urying the lead" isn't incorrect. It might be preferable to use "lede," but "lead" isn't wrong.
Posted by: Anonymous | July 23, 2007 01:16 PM
If helmet head did the leg work, and if NPR's interviews of its journalists are canned anyway, what's the big deal if she wanted it done a certain way?
Posted by: Anonymous | July 23, 2007 01:42 PM
"Is Lat's brand of ambiguously sarcastic fawning starting to get on anyone else's nerves?"
It may be getting repetitive, but I don't think it's sarcastic. Lat genuinely likes his divas.
Posted by: Anonymous | July 23, 2007 01:50 PM
I'd like to see Nina in exhile.
Posted by: D.H. Ginsburg | July 23, 2007 01:55 PM
Anyone else think that Nina looks like actor John Heard in drag? Ewww.
Posted by: anon | July 23, 2007 02:13 PM
White Guys with Nina Totenberg
Posted by: WGWNT | July 23, 2007 02:20 PM
Is anyone else confused that Lat is okay with canvassing for embarrassing stories about Totenberg, but not willing to post identities of the SA and partner making out? There seems to be an inconsistency here.
Posted by: Confused | July 23, 2007 02:56 PM
Ah, when I was at the firm at which Tom Goldstein (the original Andy Sachs) works, he arranged for Nina to come speak to the summer associates during their tour of the DC office. Up to this point, I had, as most of the 90 summer associates there did, enjoyed her work on NPR. This ruined all of that. Besides the fact that she spoke down to everyone the entire time, she kept complaining that she was required to stand at a podium and speak into a microphone. Tom eventually fetched her a chair and she sat. It was a bit hard to understand her with all the eggagerated sighs she save through the whole ordeal that seemed so beneath her. Finally, during the question and answer portion that Tom suggested, she didn't give one answer in a tone other than "why are you asking me this stupid question?"
It was so obviously rude that summer associates spoke up about it, and that's pretty rare considering they are trying to impress the attorneys. Either way, she got in her rag-top towncar and sped away in the classic Miranda fashion. I overheard a summer say, at that point, "wow, she's a real _____". I don't think he knew I was an attorney, so I just turned around and smiled in agreement.
Posted by: Anonymous | July 23, 2007 02:58 PM
2:56: Nina Totenberg = Public Figure
Posted by: Anonymous | July 23, 2007 03:30 PM
Nina Totenberg = Fag hag
Posted by: Anonymous | July 23, 2007 03:36 PM
2:56, firm and office?
Posted by: Anonymous | July 23, 2007 05:09 PM
My gump was akin and I needed a place to sit. What's the big deal?
Posted by: Nina Toke&burn | July 23, 2007 05:59 PM
"Is Lat's brand of ambiguously sarcastic fawning starting to get on anyone else's nerves?"
Fuck yeah...
Posted by: Anonymous | July 23, 2007 08:01 PM
um. . . inside npr, nina is know as la totenbit*h
Posted by: robert segal | July 24, 2007 01:26 AM