Ever Heard of the Term 'Blue(book) Balls'?
We understand there are various websites -- websites that we won't mention by name or link to here -- in which people seeking hook-ups or other sexual encounters can meet similarly minded individuals. Site visitors typically post pictures or images of certain body parts, in order to entice other visitors into arranging an encounter.
Anyway, by clicking on the box below, you can see a funny photograph that was posted on one such site. We're inferring that the individual depicted is (1) horny and (2) a law student (maybe even a law review editor).
Please note that this image is NOT completely safe for work. Although it probably won't set off automated porn filters, since it's not a link to a pornography site, you do NOT want your co-workers to be around when you access it. Be sure to do so in the privacy of your own office. If you're in a cubicle, wait until nobody else is around.
Also, please note that this image was sent to us by a reader. We did NOT find it on our own, and we do NOT visit the website from which it was taken. Thank you. [FN1]
[FN1] Yes, we fully expect this to be received with skepticism by the peanut gallery of commenters. That's okay; serving as a piñata for anonymous commenters is part of our job description.
Update: In response to this comment, yes, the usual rules apply: please don't identify this individual in the comments (if, for some disturbing reason, you actually recognize him).
Comments
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Posted by: Anonymous | August 22, 2007 03:38 PM
Saving everyone the time of posting "first" -- STOP!
Posted by: Anonymous | August 22, 2007 03:39 PM
freaking hilarious. just awesome.
Posted by: Anonymous | August 22, 2007 03:43 PM
Jesus Christ I'm scarred for life...
Posted by: Anonymous | August 22, 2007 03:43 PM
If I ever become THAT hairy, I'll wax myself.
Posted by: Anonymous | August 22, 2007 03:43 PM
Lat, you should have let Merck take the blame for this one. Even redacted, that image makes me violently ill.
Posted by: Elitist Pig | August 22, 2007 03:45 PM
I'm assuming this was posted in the breeder section of whatever website this came from?
Posted by: scotch and guns | August 22, 2007 03:48 PM
This more than meets my standards for whacking material. Thx.
Posted by: Horrace | August 22, 2007 03:52 PM
well at least I hid my Emmanuel's Torts outline when I took the picture.
Posted by: Anonymous | August 22, 2007 03:53 PM
fn1 should have read "not that there's anything wrong with that".
Posted by: Anonymous | August 22, 2007 04:02 PM
L2L has to pay his rent somehow.
Posted by: Anonymous | August 22, 2007 04:09 PM
Does anyone else's mind rush to fill in the censored blocks with the most horrific, diseased images conceivable?
Posted by: ink blot | August 22, 2007 04:10 PM
Lat writes: "Please note that this image is NOT completely safe for work." So basically, the bluebook part of the image is safe for work, but the guy's hairy ass and balls are probably not?
Posted by: anonymous | August 22, 2007 04:12 PM
lol@4:09
Posted by: anon | August 22, 2007 04:17 PM
PETITION FOR LAT TO DESCRIBE THE FIRST TIME HE HAD SEX.
Posted by: anon | August 22, 2007 04:18 PM
Taint. Redacted.
Posted by: grumpkin | August 22, 2007 04:24 PM
Dear Chewbacca:
You are one hairy Mother F*****.
Please consider electrolysis, laser, or some other form of hair removal before posting any further pictures on or near the internet. Really, I haven’t mowed my lawn in 3 months, and you have more growth.
Thank you.
Posted by: Anonymous | August 22, 2007 04:40 PM
Is anyone else bothered by how closely the tipster was examining this picture?
It would also be interesting to know what text accompanied this picture.
Posted by: anon | August 22, 2007 04:43 PM
Isn't that the Vanimal?
Posted by: Anonymous | August 22, 2007 04:45 PM
Do the usual rules apply as to identifying this guy in the comments?
Posted by: Anonymous | August 22, 2007 04:46 PM
No, the Vanimal has been bikini waxed.
Posted by: Anonymous | August 22, 2007 04:46 PM
Grundle. Redacted.
Posted by: Anonymous | August 22, 2007 04:53 PM
4:43: I "examined" the picture, all right...
Posted by: tipster | August 22, 2007 04:59 PM
You know, in nerdier days we had a term for this. GOATSE'D!
If you do not know what that is, consider yourself lucky.
Posted by: Anonymous | August 22, 2007 05:57 PM
5:57 you are old...
Posted by: Anonymous | August 22, 2007 06:09 PM
I am more amused by the "Post in" links:
"Anal Sex / Butt Sex , Gay , Law Reviews , Law Schools , Nude Dancing , Pornography , Sex "
I was somewhat (and not pleasantly)surprised to find that there are at least 5 other articles that fall under the "Anal Sex / Butt Sex" category.
Wow.
Posted by: Anonymous | August 22, 2007 07:35 PM
hey 4:46 - could you actually identify the guy? or just the profile name?
Posted by: Anonymous | August 22, 2007 08:44 PM
And what type of date exactly was this tipster trolling for?
Posted by: GOD ALMIGHTY | August 22, 2007 09:00 PM
*fap fap fap*
Posted by: Anonymous | August 22, 2007 09:25 PM
Well, it can't be a Maroon book, because he's not currently pleasuring himself.
Posted by: UofC Boy | August 23, 2007 12:28 AM
Lat, you should be ashamed of yourself. That bluebook is obviously the 17th edition, not the 18th; the 18th edition has a white label on the front indicating that it is distributed by Claitor Books.
Posted by: Pedantic Librarian | August 23, 2007 08:58 AM
8:58 - my 18th ed has no while label (bluebook envy)
Posted by: Anonymous | August 23, 2007 12:47 PM
In addition to all that hair, it looks like this guy might have the beginning of an acne outbreak on his right ass cheek.
Posted by: Anonymous | August 23, 2007 01:11 PM