Why does this whiny bitch get so much ink?

Oh, one other thing... who ate all the pies?

changed my mind. i'm not retiring.

this kid has way too much time

Sounds like he finally got his $8.50 an hour job and doesn't have time for us anymore. Sad.

By chance, did you get a retirement email from the "first" guy?

Irrelevant guys in my high school used to claim to retire their anonymous internet moniker all the time. It was no big deal.

I wonder if this guy is really a Loyola 2L. I always thought that it was some guy from Harvard or NYU, or another known school, making fun of the TTT.

They finally let me move up a grade!

Commenting on a blog makes your a blogger?

Is he retiring as Loyola 2L because it just dawned on him that he's actually now a 3L?

Ling Live Loyola 3L!!!

R.I.P.

I'm here to prove L2L wrong about his entire premise for living.

I AM LOYOLA 2L

I agree 1:11. After being named WSJ law blog lawyer of the year, Mr. "Harvard student playing a joke" realized it had gone too far and ended it.

I'd bitch, too, if I didn't get a job through OCI with my sub-median GPA.

What does TTT stand for?

1:24,

if you have to ask...you are one.

Why does L2L feel it's necessary to send out a memo of retirement? No one cares about L2L the person.

Retire...blah...blah...blah...

Stallone is doing Rambo XXXVIII.

There will be a L2L2.

1:24 -- Wikipedia has the answers to everything. Sometimes they are totally made up and completely wrong, but WP has an answer nonetheless.

@1:31--L2L was named "Lawyer of the Year" by the WSJ Law Blog. That's quite a distinction considering L2L isn't even a lawyer.

My vajayjay is painin

What a self-important long-winded d-bag.

Seems like a perfect fit for the legal profession.

Not retired.

Yay!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVxm-SO6Vdo

so gald WGWAG is still in the game

1:24: ttt= third tier toilet school (I think)

The practice of law really must suck for the little people.

Only Pirates retire.

1:09 - Now THAT would have been nice.

Who cares about L2L, besides the work comp / insurance defense partner who will be ordering him around for the next 3-5 years.

Good luck and God Speed

What exactly has he accomplished other than whining about being a poor? How is it loyola's fault that it is a TTT or that he enrolled in a well-known TTT?

I lose respect for this assmonkey every day. The poors always blame everyone else for their problems; that's why they're poors.

JT won't stop and can't stop

In answer to 1:24-

TTT stands for "Third Tier Toilet," a term popularized on the autoadmit blog site. TTT is typically used to refer to colleges and law schools that do not rank in the top 20-25. On this site, TTT may also refer to law firms that are not highly ranked.

The term "TTT" is used exclusively by men with very tiny penises. Its use helps to assuage their shame and resentment in two primary ways.

First, it gives them a brief sense of superiority - regardless of whether they actually attended a highly ranked institution.

Second, the use of an "insider" term gives them a brief sense of belonging to a greater community- the sort of thing they lack in their real lives.

I am Kaiser Sose!

I killed Kaiser Sose.

rofl @ the comments in this thread, especially the vajayjay one!

Captain FIRST! and Ninja were both dead the moment they posted.

To answer your question 1:24, TTT stands for the type of school 1:59 attended.

1:34, yes, L2L was named lawyer of the year. Not the PERSON who is L2L. The difference? L2L is an idea. Anyone can post as L2L to complain about what it's like to be a poor. So the fact that the person who created L2L will no longer posting is irrelevant to everyone except L2L and his/her mom.

My god... it's full of stars!

1:59 - you make a good point about the use of TTT, but you seem to have forgotten that women can use the term too. It is not "used exclusively by men with very tiny penises" - it can also be used by women with very tiny breasts.

I am Tiger Woods.

I retired once, but it didn't take.

To Womyn can say TTT too-

Well said. I apologize for the oversight.

To 2:25-

Thanks for proving the point.

1:59 -- you forgot men with chronic premature ejaculation problems. Sometimes these TTT-slingers have perfectly normal sized penises, but they just can't hold their juice when it counts and the psychological damage makes them petty, mean SOBs.

Not a surprise that L2L couldn't get a job. Quality writing, my friend! Typos and grammatical errors are sure to endear you to prospective employers. Fool.

Loyola 2L is an idea son; something esoteric, intangible, and yet, somehow personal to each individual while remaining universal to all who have suffered the pain of not going to a Top 5 and actually having to, you know, be awake at an interview.

L2L is the question and the answer, the alpha and the omega, the chicken and the egg, Abbott AND Costello.

You see Dick Clerk? Jeez he looked bad

3:26 - Wonk, Wonk, Wwwoooonnnnkkkkk

Somebody hit the gong.

Just wiki'd "third tier toilet" and got this article, which is quite heavily vandalized:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jelena_Jankovi%C4%87

Thegonghuhthe80scalledtheywanttheirjokesback

JT's bad about spelling Clark wrong

LOL. So, L2L (may have been) serious, then? I'd actually hoped that it was a mock persona, whether created by a T5 student/grad or otherwise...just because it would be depressing to think of someone wasting that much time on bona fide whining when they needed badly to be looking for a job. Actually, it's depressing to think of any single person wasting so much time on L2L, whether real or not. I'm glad he's putting the moniker to rest.

Now, you know whom I actually miss (from the old days of xoxo/PR board) - Roger Luo. If we could swap out L2L for Roger Luo, we'd be in great shape.

Loyola 2L will never truly die, as long as all of mankind longs to hear or create tails of the woe of the slightly-less-elite.

GF, you made my freakin' day, man!

"Now, you know whom I actually miss (from the old days of xoxo/PR board) - Roger Luo."

xoxo poster=loser.

Although I disagreed with a fair amount of what Loyola 2L said, I'd like to wish L2L good luck. L2L is right that it can be bleak going if you can't land a job in biglaw and law schools disguise this reality in an effort to attract paying students. The combination does a nasty disservice to the very people the schools are supposed to help.

Move over L2L, there is a new sheriff in town!

HLSSL, you are the worst writer in the history of mankind.

Harvard = best in Asia.

Yo, Why are you sponsoring this "lawsuit abuse" website? I don't like abuse of anything: lawsuits, lawyers, producers, or consumers. But you make a decision to raise awareness of one form of abuse - of lawsuits - and you are effectively hiding the abuses that corporate defendants purvey. Where's your cite to PIRG or mediamatters?

On balance, its my view that corporate defendants will try to get away with absolutely anything - whether its exploding tires or poisoned childrened toys - unless the regulatory state stops them. Our country has the smallest regulatory state in the developed world and, to boot, our federal government precludes states from shutting down its borders to harmful goods (which is why CA and 15 other states are suing the EPA today). The net result is a mandated unencumbered market for food cunsumer products.

Rest assured, the government will protect wealthy traders on Wall Street -- those regulations are operating at full speed. But if you want assurances of non-harmful food or non-harmful consumer products, you better bank on a developed plaintiffs' bar, because the federal government is only keeping the borders open; they don't care what comes in.

Someone have a link to that Priya thing he mentioned? She sounds hott.

guys at my high school use to retire from blogging all the time, it was no big deal.

Here you go 6:26 http://www.law.nyu.edu/programs/corporatellm/

The WSJ blog had the links.

I mean here,
http://www.nyulawglobal.org/graduateadmissions/06afternoontranscript.htm

That's the correct link.

Why do you think she's hot 6:26? You likey the Indian womenz?

Loyola 2L is an asian man, and his new pursuit is white girls.

Shit, Lat is sponsoring the Lawsuit Abuse campaign? How lame. Lawyers are the last people those tort reform fucks should be targeting, because we're too smart to fall for their arguments.

I mean, I know Lat's got to pay the bills, but that's pretty ridiculous for a legal site to play the tort reform game.

I use Adblock, so I don't actually see any ads on this site... guess I wasn't missing anything.

PS: ATRA and the Chamber of Commerce should be ashamed for exploiting the Chungs' misery for their craven political goals. Maybe someone should be asking why the Chungs got billed $100K to defend a ridiculous pro se suit.

Just added Adblock Plus. Very nice.

No. I am Loyola 2L.

Hello, my name is Loyola 2L and I'm a poor.

Spamming other people's comments doesn't count as blogging.

Hence, he/she/it can't "retire from blogging" any more than Maureen Dowd can resign the presidency.

Good riddance. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Loyola 2L's claim to have authored 95% of the L2L posts is flat out wrong. I did 10% myself.

L2L: GOOD LUCK TO YOU. YOU SHOULD WORK THAT WSJ ANGLE AND GO INTO JOURNALISM....IT DOES NOT PAY JACK EARLY ON BUT THE PEOPLE ARE NICER

DAMN, I WILL MISS BUSTING ON TIER 2 DEAN, THAT FIRST CLASS TIER ONE LOSER.....PERHAPS SOMEONE CAN PRETEND TO BE HIM NOW!

Lat, I always thought ATL would offer L2L a job upon graduation as a blogger. It's a shame to see such talent ride off into the sunset. I'm sure it can't be that hard to figure out who L2L really is - any decent private investigator would be able to do it. Lat, you should find him and give the poor TTT student a job!

Come on Lat, give the poor guy $10 an article.

so sad. i love l2l! he keeps it real. . . . real stupid. . .

i mean - for real - if you're top 10% in a second tier law school - you will absolutely get hired by a first rate firm. it's these morons who get a 143 on the lsat and then rank in the "bottom 50%" in law school that should QUIT WHILE THEY ARE AHEAD!!!!!!!! WAKE UP BOTTOM 50%!!!! You may be a great person but you're not so smart. And you're not going to make a lot of cash out of the gate. End of story.

Now - some of these folks might make it and so the other aspire to reach those ranks. But that's like 1 in the bottom 50%. It's time for those people to drop out.

It doesn't help that there is a freakin' proliferation of law schools that is absurd. But - such is life.

Follow your dreams bottom 50%! Become an architect or a musician or an artist or a small business owner or a c.p.a. or a public policy major or a g.p.s. expert or a . . . . something other than a miserable lawyer! You will be happier and happiness is so much more important than the stupid "special bonus." I know I'd rather spend my birthday with my husband than get $100K.

So what's the rumor, the punk actually has a job?

1:59 to TTT!

Penske?

I heard the real story: that Loyola 2L had flunked out of Loyola after his 2nd year. He didn’t make the cut but blamed the school. He was really, really pissed off at Loyola.

He had already incurred 2 years of law school debt but no degree. And yet, he was stuck with the loans. So he decides to take revenge on the school by badmouthing it all over the internet. He creates this L2L alias with fraudulent information about his grades, standing, etc., to make it believable.

He won't come out of hiding b/c he knows once he does he will face a libel/defamation lawsuit and possible criminal charges.

He knows of this vast potential liability, so he has been extremely crafty in using his computers in ways to hinder tracing. But it is only a matter of time before law enforcement and technology finds him.

I hope he can put aside his anger some day and realize it was not the school's fault for him flunking out. He needs to take responsibility for his own mistakes. Granted he did bring awareness to problems within the legal profession but that was only a collateral byproduct of his other mission: to take revenge on Loyola.

life is too short to carry such anger. Our lives are what we make of it.

This is regarding the post that Loyola 2L flunked out.

I graduated Loyola, it is very difficult to fail out your second year. The school doesn't cut a percentage of students each year - like other schools. The school openly states this -- and openly encourages 2L's with bad grades to stay for a third year.

The reasoning is simple economics. If you have spent two years of tuition/living expenses - you might as well gut out the third. Non-law employers will give you a salary bump based on having a JD.