Morning Docket: 01.02.08
* Dahlia Lithwick lists the Bush Administration's 10 dumbest legal arguments of 2007. Number 3 is "Alberto Gonzales." [Slate]
* Law student/beauty queen charged with kidnapping and torturing ex-boyfriend. [Fox News]
* Murdered Bronco cornerback's family and teammates await arrests. [MSNBC]
* Banished words list once cited by AZ Supreme Court justice includes "surge," "organic," and "it is what it is." [CNN]
* Rodriguez surprised by WVU lawsuit after bolting for Michigan before contract expiration. [ESPN]
Comments
First to get bound by AA AZ chick?
Posted by: Anonymous | January 2, 2008 09:38 AM
I am shocked that a butterface like that could win a beauty pageant. The body, however, is worth a gander.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=4072634&page=1
Wonder why no initial post to the ABC link?
Posted by: Anonymous | January 2, 2008 09:43 AM
Pima County is obviously home to 99.2% inbreds if that is their idea of beauty.
Posted by: yikes! | January 2, 2008 09:46 AM
Classy, she was in a chicks-with-guns calendar? But yeah, 9:43, eminently hit-tastic.
Posted by: Anonymous | January 2, 2008 09:48 AM
Let's get one thing straight. If she worked for the judge during lawschool, she was an intern, not a clerk. There is a difference media people.
Posted by: Former Fed Clerk | January 2, 2008 09:54 AM
This case is a piece of cake. We'll go with the he's into weird kinky sex defense. He wanted to do a role play where he was being robbed and got seduced by one of the robbers. "If he asked for the knife in the ear, she's in the clear!"
Posted by: Ghost of Jonnie Cochran | January 2, 2008 10:04 AM
I would still like to see Congress grow a pair and actually challenge the White House on any of the issues listed in Lithwick's piece...
Posted by: Jupa | January 2, 2008 10:20 AM
Jupa, that sucks man. I hope for my own sake that it's your firm that's so messed up, and not the world, (though it is, I realize, almost certainly the latter).
Posted by: Anonymous | January 2, 2008 10:28 AM
Jupa - It will never happen, Congress is full of pirates and GWB is a total ninja.
Posted by: Anonymous | January 2, 2008 10:28 AM
Definitely not much in the facial department, but the bikini shot makes more sense. I guess I'd let her tie me up.
Posted by: Anonymous | January 2, 2008 10:34 AM
corn rows and a name like Kumari? I'd hit it, with a claw hammer.
Posted by: Anonymous | January 2, 2008 11:09 AM
B Clerker PWNS!
Posted by: President - The B Clerker Fan Club | January 2, 2008 02:48 PM
Rodriguez couldn't have handled his departure with less class. He says publicly and repeatedly that he intends to be at WVU for a long, long time, then jumps ship right before a bowl game, taking key coaching staff with him! Sends his resignation notice to the administration through a teaching assistant, and doesn't even accept a call about his departure from the governor. As if that's not enough, he takes every opportunity to bash the school he's leaving. And he's SURPRISED that we'd be pissed off? WHAT DID HE EXPECT??!! Let's just hope that karma really is a b with an itch.
Posted by: Fraud-riguez sucks | January 2, 2008 04:31 PM
Actually, the initial story was run by the Arizona Star:
http://www.azstarnet.com/metro/218630
There might be a tidbit about this on Inside Edition tomorrow, too, sources say ;).
Posted by: A | January 2, 2008 05:24 PM
I have seen it all. Any client that has a UWV fan for a lawyer should just hang himself.
Posted by: Anonymous | January 2, 2008 06:41 PM