actually, it's illegal to french kiss anyone YOUNGER than 13 years old.

Did ANYone take the MPRE over the weekend?

I'm already dreading Friday if it means SEN will be back. Please stop her return. She's worthless. Force her to study more.

9:42, You know, it's not just YOU judging SEN. Sometimes, SEN judges YOU. (Just kidding. Kinda).

Anyone want to take a wager as to whether Lat will have SEN back this week?

I'd pay Lat not to have her back. She's 1)not a good writer 2) not that smart (based on her lack of insight into the most basic subjects - see, e.g., Guns and sex toys post) and 3) extremely annoying for thinking she is a good writer and smart.

BANISH HER!

9:42(1) -
No, NOone took the MPRE over the weekend. The testing centers across the nation were completely empty, with proctors sitting around twiddling their thumbs.

9:42(2)-
If the identity of a blogger causes you to "dread" Friday, you need to refocus your energies. Maybe instead of forcing her to study more, you should be forced to work more?

9:33 - but it is not illegal to kiss "a child" in Virginia. Thus, the "younger than 13" qualification. It's good to read quickly, but better to read carefully.

SEN seems to think she's coming back, that all she has to do is "step it up" a little. Here's her take on the lessons of last week.

"I read through some of the criticisms tonight, and I think the ATL crowd is the toughest to please out of any blog I've read. That's alright, though. It just means I have to step it up.

Here are the complaints that I think have some merit:

Over-posting on frivolous news items.
Under-posting on substantive pieces."

Lat, please don't let us think you're ignoring us. We love you. We need you to bring a small amount of sunshine into our otherwise dull existences on the Avenue of the Americas (or wherever your Biglaw office happens to be)... please let us know that we won't be faced with a repeat of last Friday.

Most accurate description of SEN's performance last week...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0HxRkFtIIdA

Bottom line, she just came out too soon.

Place her on waivers.

The MPRE was easy

You suck B clerker! This is the worst thing I've ever read. I want Lat back :(

"The House of Delegates passed the legislation 96-1 and the Senate 39-0."

Who was the 1 delegate that voted against?

So does this mean that my hot-ass cousin, who taught me to french kiss when I was, like nine years old, was, in fact, a future criminal?

Dammit! I now know the source of all my problems in life. Anybody know a good lawyer?

BTW, prior to this revelation, I thought it was cool to french my hot-ass cousin. Boy was I wrong.

Trauma. . . .