Legal Eagle Wedding Watch 7.27 and 8.3: Steamy August Edition

This installment of the wedding watch is a bit of a hodge-podge. We’ve got old people, Communism, Skadden, HLS, organized crime, a SCOTUS connection, and a midriff-baring bride. But the common thread, as always, is lawyers in love (though not necessarily with other lawyers; there’s just one dual-JD pair in this group).
Here are this week’s nominees:
1. Deborah Ellis and Hal Strelnick2. Rachel Hershfang and Wesley Williams
More about these envy-inducing newlyweds, after the jump.

1. Deborah Ellis and Hal Strelnick
The Case:
- Deborah should be familiar to some of you NYU law graduates; she’s the assistant dean for public interest law at the school. She holds a JD from NYU herself, along with an undergraduate degree from Yale.
- The groom is an attending physician at Montefiore Medical Center and a professor at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine. He has an undergraduate degree from Princeton and a medical degree from Yale.
- Deborah has SCOTUS experience, but not of the type we usually write about here. She once worked for NOW, and in 1992 she argued a case before the Court on behalf of abortion clinics that were seeking to use the 1871 Ku Klux Klan Act against anti-abortion protesters. Arguing for the other side: Deputy Solicitor General John G. Roberts.
The Case Against:
- The majority opinion in the case, Bray v. Alexandria Women’s Health Clinic, 506 U.S. 263 (1993), was penned by Justice Antonin Scalia. So you can guess how Deborah’s clients fared.

2. Rachel Hershfang and Wesley Williams
(Buy them a set of steak knives.)
The Case:
- We adore this bad-ass bride. Until recently, she was an AUSA and deputy chief of the organized crime drug enforcement task force for the district of Massachusetts. Now she works in the enforcement division at the SEC. The weapons in her crime-fighting kit include a YLS JD, a master’s in English from the University of Chicago, and an undergrad degree from Northwestern.
- Wesley, a Duke grad, also has a master’s in English (from BU). He’s about to become an English teacher at Milton Academy.
The Case Against:
- Is it just us, or do they have a “met on eHarmony” feel about them?

3. Katherine Wagner-McCoy and Jacob Goldstein
(Buy them a splatter screen.)
The Case:
- Both halves of this pairing were Harvard undergraduates, but they met in law school at Columbia. Jake also has a master’s in classics from Oxford.
- Kate is a staff lawyer at the Bronx Defenders, a nonprofit providing free legal representation to people who probably belong behind bars. (Just kidding — soldier on, Bronx Defenders!). Jake’s clerking for Judge Chester J. Straub of the Second Circuit.
- This photo is from the couple’s website, not the NYT — which explains why Kate is showing a bit of skin. Nice abs, and we love this sneaky, underhanded way to earn an edge over the other legal-eagle competitors!
The Case Against:
- The groom is a stepson of the late Murray B. Levin, who was a member of the Communist Party and an “unreconstructed radical” who died believing that “[c]lass consciousness would be obtained ultimately when the masses finally revolted against the oligarchy.” We wonder what Professor Levin would have thought of his stepson appearing in the haute-bourgeois wading pool that is the NYT weddings section.

4. Andrea Connor and Evan Hudson
(Buy them a tea cup.)
The Case:
- Evan, an associate at Skadden, was magna at Harvard and went to HLS. Andrea, an artist, is an honors graduate of the Pratt Institute and is studying for a MFA in drawing at the New York Academy of Art.
- Andrea’s dad is the owner of a car dealership in Mansfield, Massachusetts. Her great-grandfather founded the company in 1917, selling Stanley steam-powered cars.
The Case Against:
- Evan’s mom, Cynthia Nixon Hudson, is a painter whose work is displayed in the Smithsonian. But what we love about her is the way the article gives her name a hyperlink to a bunch of articles about Sex and the City.
The Verdict:
We at LEWW, of course, are sycophantic toadies of the oligarchy, which means that the pinko stepdad leaves us colder than cold. But it also means that we have no choice but to bow before the awesome prestige of Team Wagner-McCoy-Goldstein’s four Ivy League degrees. Congratulations!




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Midriff-baring bride should keep her shirt down. Ugh.
I vote for Dean and Mary Fan.
So what we're saying is that Wes has outsmarted us all and gotten a gig as a house husband?
First to say that the first couple looks like a Viagra commercial.
All those fancy degrees will not make that Herfshang chick decent looking. She is quite hideous.
All those fancy degrees will not make that Hershfang chick decent looking. She is quite hideous.
All those fancy degrees will not make that Hershfang chick decent looking. She is quite hideous.
#4 couple have the "deer caught in the headlights" look about them.
Couple 1: Hal looks like he's about to burst into tears.
Couple 3: let's hope she hyphenates again for three last names.
Couple 4: should win for being actually interesting.
The picture might be deceptive, but the girl in couple 4 looks a little too hot for him.
why would an artist, or anyone with creativity, marry a lawyer? oh, i forgot: $$$
Looks like Rob Reiner is getting it on with an older version of Helen Slater from The Legend of Billie Jean (circa 80s).
Rachel definitely puts the "fang" in "Rachel Hershfang"
Hershfang to Williams would be a huge last-name upgrade.
I agree with 1:03. She looks like she should be on a set somewhere in Van Nuys rather than trolling around with a Harvard alum.
Jacob Goldstein looks a lot like Eliot Spitzer.
I'm just saying - don't invite Ashley Dupree ("Kristen")to the wedding.
Does Hal Strelnick know that he's marrying a lesbian?
#17 - That's the only reason he is marrying her.
love the bronx defenders joke; well played
#17 - LOL. I was thinking the exact same thing.
The "Fang" looks like a freak!! "Smile honey, or else I'll cut off your testicles!"
The Bronx always needs defending.
The photo of Hershfang is probably just at a bad ang...oh what the hell, there's no way she's even remotely attractive. That being said, she probably fit in quite well on the quads at the U of C, undoubtedly mistaken for a gargoyle.
Hershfang is keeping her name? (I guess Williams is too crazy for her). I hope (for the dude) this is just a bad photo of her.
here's a better angle of The Fang: http://www.ropesgrayhiring.com/pages/join/join.asp
24, holy shit you're right. What a moron! This was a golden opportunity for her.
-14
Hershfang, Nancy Kerrigan called. She wants her haircut back.
27-- thank you for clearing-up the question. The angles apparently are not the problem. Can we change the lighting? (or move the camera back......to Cleveland)
Mean natured comments re Hershfang (aside from the haircut ).
To balance it out:
Jacob "leaning giraffe" Goldstein
Evan "Moscow on the" Hudson
Why are you people such assholes that you have to make fun of how everyone looks? Get a life. Or lives, as it were.
haha, I was thinking the same exact things re: Spitzer look-alike and Strelnick's confusion
You guys are some haters. Get a fucking life.
Does that last dude know he is getting married? It looks like some random b*tch ran up behind him and snuck into the picture.
Evan "the blank stare from hell" Hudson?
hey 32, try the decaf. nobody's taking this too seriously, are we gang? I'm sure the Great Tooth is a wonderful gal.
Gentlemen from my preparatory academy frequently wooed would-be NY Times brides in often hilarious betrayals of trust and affection; I shall say, however, it was no at all inconspicuous.
~Fraternity Lothario
Gentlemen from my preparatory academy frequently wooed would-be NY Times brides in often hilarious betrayals of trust and affection; I shall say, however, it was no at all inconspicuous.
~Fraternity Lothario
36 & 37 are fraudulent.
not inconspicuous = conspicuous = big deal
you blew it
Andrea Connor (#4) might be really hot. I had glanced over her at first, but reevaluated after reading the comments. I'll be she smells good, but also that her artsy $hit gets annoying--anyone willing to take the other side of that bet?
Here's an example of Andrea's work. Dead bird = TTT. http://sensingpeace.com/thumbs/images/andreaoconner.jpg
Hal looks like he's unsure of whether he's marrying a guy or maybe that muscle bound swimmer girl at the Olympics (half-dude, half chick).
Jacob, really? The Rhetoric of Athenian Litigation Speeches? Litigation speeches were ghostwritten by the logographers, and the only works still extant are those which were published as advertisements for would-be litigants, all of whom were forced to represent themselves. In short, what you've got as Lysias' On The Murder Of Eratosthenes bears as much relation to what Euphiletos spoke in court as my 1L legal practice memo did to my first oral argument. So you read Dionysius of Halicarnassus, which probably worked with Prof. Russell, possibly Dr. Thomas. But to treat the written records of these speeches as actual rhetorical record? For shame.
A rare mistake by the late Peter Derow.
40-- absolutely hilarious. You made my day. (I am serious, not sarcastic).
Well, cross "dead bird art" off the registry.
Yay Kate & Jake!
Poor Evan Hudson and the big typo in his announcement in the last paragraph.
Am I missing something? I don't see a typo, 46.
In this week's edition of Even Ugly Jews Can Find Love...
Why doesn't graduate study in the United Kingdom merit extra points? It seems to be worthy of as much of a prestige bump as an Ivy League degree, especially if the person has a prestigious scholarship.
Why isn't one nice comment here? Why all the hate for people you haven't even met? Be happy for those who are happy