...and I like my Lexus.

Dear Eurotrash,

It's not that we hate you...or that we are arrogant. It is simply that by all objective measure, we are better than you.

Just like TX is better than NY.

In TX, Barney Frank wouldn't even get a job at WalMart (and if he did, he could only have a 2500 Sq ft house). Whereas, on the east coast, this little ass monkey gets elected to Congress.

The stars at night are big and bright....

What is Elie afraid of? Why can't he admit that maybe TX is just doing better? Maybe he is intimidated by our larger stature.

My Hubby is billing 185+ a month. It give me lots of time to clean my mansion. And when he gets home, there is some sweet southern hospitality waiting...because after all, he has paid for it.

@2 --You must not have the "Texas Edition" Lexis. Everything is bigger here, even Lexi.

(Lexi, of course, is the plural for Lexis in TX).

160 characters, that is not nearly BIG enough.

I agree with 16.

Can it trim in the shape of the Lone Star?

First to say I'm glad I'm not in NY.

Again, I think that TX and NY can agree that we are all better than Eurotrash.

This post needs to be 19 paragraphs shorter.

that's 3500 Sq ft.

Ahhh, Lawrence v. Texas...good times.

First to say I want to be done like Lawrence v Texas.

I heard my name called out a while back by the shtick-douche. Sorry it took so long...but I had to leave my media room, go across the house upstairs, come downstairs and then cross the house again, all to find the laptop that we leave by the pool.

Good thing we bought this place on my husband's first-year salary...otherwise my house would simply be too big.

I can see Mexico from my house...

We were going to buy the house between the Cuban's and Perot's. However, we decided that we'd need at least a 3rd year lawyer's salary for a house that big. I think W lives there now.

How can there be prestige if you can't afford a home that has a dedicated room with a 1080p projector, 120 inch screen, and 7.1 surround sound...on a first-year's salary?