What is communicism? And what does anti-communicism mean?

1:11, that holding is utter bullshit. There is no way that "In God We Trust" has a purely secular meaning. That's just retarded. It was merely a way for the court to avoid coming to the conclusion that it would have to be removed from all of our coins and bills, because would be even more retarded.

because "that" would be even more retarded.

Definitely murdered by a Clinton. Had to be.

Seen above: The stunned attorney's reaction to the judge's question as to whether, in fact, the attorney had violated the strict no sex with your client rule.

You guys need to make the captions fit the picture more closely. He has obviously just been asked some question or seen something to which he is not sure how to respond. The pig is staring at him waiting for him to respond, but very confident in whatever that response might be.

Neither the pig nor the man at the table are speaking, so any caption where they say something makes no sense.

He may as well have written the check for a bajillion dollars. How funny.

Did a little math. If in some fantasy world he could cash a check that big, and they gave it to him in hundreds, it would weight about 8,000,000 pounds. He would need around 120 semis carrying the maximum legal weight to haul it all off.

weigh, not weight

stupid typos

First of all, a private school should be able to set pretty much any policy it wants to set, as long as it isn't getting federal funding and doesn't violate any laws. That's part of what makes this country great. You don't have to believe what everyone else believes, and you don't have to have the same values either. And if you want to discriminate based on something like abortion, there is no law saying you can't.

12:57, that last post was an ad hominem argument, in and of itself.

lol

Women are dirty rotten liars who will do/say anything to get a man in bed. If just one man is spared the embarrassment and humiliation of such an encounter, this law has been worthwhile.

Who the hell is Cass Sunstein, and who cares?

6:27, we already have a rule against that. It's called battery. You can already sue for it, and possibly even get a criminal case out of it.

This is pretty hilarious. How stupid of an excuse to say you didn't think you'd win!

I think 12:48 was saying he is summering at two firms simultaneously, not that he is splitting his summer between 2 firms. You know, by running back and forth between the two offices so it appears he is working at both firms at the same time, drawing 2 paychecks, and hoping for 2 job offers

All drug enforcement activities related to non-violent violations of drug laws are a waste of time and resources, and no, merely possessing a firearm does not make their activities "violent" in nature.

They raided like 5 fraternity houses and arrested almost 100 people and only found 2 guns? I'm sure you could raid the homes and vehicles of any 100 random people and find at least 2 guns if not more.

Since when did anyone say life was fair and everyone should be given the same opportunities? That isn't how life works. Some people are smarter than others. Some people can play sports. Some people can draw or paint or sing or whatever. Some people have rich parents or get lucky and fall into the right business venture that makes them millions or even billions. People aren't equal and don't (and will never) have the same opportunities. That is just how life works. Get over it.