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Posted by Client9 in "Morning Docket: 10.12.09" Monday, October 12, 2009 12:51 PM

18/27/30 - Thanks for the advice, I'm going to let this just die, like my political career.

Posted by Client9 in "Alston & Bird Squeezes the Secretaries " Tuesday, October 13, 2009 12:34 PM

Agree with 19, looking at the photos there were some cute girls at the rooftop party, wish I had attended. Mr. Lat, please advise if any of the attractive women (particularly the Asians or South Asians) are for-hire providers.

Posted by Client9 in "Morning Docket: 10.14.09" Wednesday, October 14, 2009 9:57 AM

AIG remains a corrupt organization filled with crooks.

Posted by Client9 in "IRAC Your World: Or, a female law student's 'compelling brief' in support of sex." Tuesday, October 20, 2009 3:15 PM

With a libido like that, this girl should obviously be working as an escort on the side to pay for her law school education. The Stanford girl proved that it's best to do so before graduating and getting on the IRS' radar.

Posted by Client9 in "Foley & Lardner: Layoffs Complete, But Still No Room for First Years" Wednesday, October 21, 2009 4:06 PM

Just wondering -- does anyone else think that Gloria Cannon in those Lateral Link ads isn't very attractive?

Lat, can't you get Lateral Link to provide a photo of a more attractive woman for those ads?

Posted by Client9 in "Non-Sequiturs 10.22.09" Friday, October 23, 2009 8:43 AM

2 FTW. Brooke Hundley is hideous, I can't believe that Steve Phillips would cheat with HER. Why not hire a good looking provider for crying out loud? She must have been willing to do things that other girls wouldn't, but those too can be found on the menus of attractive providers. Trust me.

Posted by Client9 in "Lawyer of the Day Last Week: Seeking a Sexy Secretary" Monday, October 26, 2009 9:05 AM

This law firm had a good idea, but it was very poorly executed. I hear that Brooke Hundley is available, perhaps they should try her instead.

Posted by Client9 in "Supplemental Lawsuit of the Day: Principal's 'Phallusy'?" Wednesday, October 28, 2009 3:38 PM

Kash,

Please provide a link to these girls' MySpace pages.

Thanks

Former Governor of New York

Posted by Client9 in "Female Phillies Fans are Easy" Friday, October 30, 2009 2:00 PM

I see nothing wrong with this proposed transaction, other than the fact that the provider is not the least bit attractive.

Posted by Client9 in "Non-Sequiturs 11.02.09" Tuesday, November 3, 2009 9:52 AM

Professor Jones made the mistake of looking for a street hooker at the price of $20. Should have used a high-end provider for a discreet transaction.

Posted by Client9 in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Dickstein Shapiro Downsizes" Wednesday, November 4, 2009 12:00 PM

What is with this ShaFeef character and his fixation with Kash's private area?

Posted by Client9 in "Breaking: Jones v. Minkin Dismissed!!!
(Plaintiff voluntarily dismisses lawsuit against ATL.)"
Wednesday, November 4, 2009 3:23 PM

Professor Jones paid $350 in filing fees for his feeble complaint, after offering only $20 to a street hooker. He could have found a decent provider on the Internet for that $350 and avoided this fiasco. But then I guess that logic is beyond the grasp of a tenured U. of Miami law professor.

Posted by Client9 in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Goodwin Procter Makes Grown Men Cry?" Thursday, November 5, 2009 2:34 PM

This was my favorite law firm until they dropped the name "Hoar" and went to just Goodwin Procter.

Posted by Client9 in "Police Pay Informant to Frequent Prostitutes. Court Cries Foul." Monday, November 9, 2009 2:14 PM

So what's the big deal?

Posted by Client9 in "Pls Hndle Thx: All About the Benjamins" Tuesday, November 10, 2009 10:39 AM

12 FTW

Posted by Client9 in "Lawsuit of the Day: Another Cuckold With Herpes" Tuesday, November 10, 2009 12:54 PM

I am STD free. Fortunately Ashley Dupree was clean down there.

Posted by Client9 in "Client #9 to Speak at Harvard's Center for Ethics" Thursday, November 12, 2009 12:24 PM

Elie, you wrote an intelligent second paragraph, but naturally I disagree with much of the rest of your article. In any event, like many men I fell prey to the powers of a hot chick's beaver. Maybe Lat cannot comprehend that, but surely you can.

Posted by Client9 in "Judge of the Day: Minnesota Judge Brings The Funny" Friday, November 13, 2009 3:27 PM

Elie, you are correct. There are better beavers to snatch out there.

Posted by Client9 in "Teacher of the Day: Judge Throws Book at 37-Year-Old Teacher/Statutory Rapist " Monday, November 16, 2009 5:54 PM

This case was a terrible waste of prosecutorial resources. If only I had been fortunate enough to have a teacher like this when I was 17.

Posted by Client9 in "My Job Is Murder: Of Fainting and Failing" Monday, November 16, 2009 6:04 PM

Lat, here is a practical suggestion. Instead of continuing this dreadful series, publish the transcript of the statutory rape trial involving that 17 year old who had sex with his teacher in the locker room. Publish it in several parts. There are a lot of ATL readers who need to satisfy their prurient interest about that trial.