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  • Writer, producer, US Marine, private eye, pilot, divemaster, retired LAPD officer - I studied humanity on the streets of Calcutta, Nairobi, Rio, San Salvador, and Los Angeles.

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Posted by Douchie in "Lawyer of the Day: I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am " Friday, November 6, 2009 1:46 PM

Obama says "don't jump to conclusions about Ft. Hood shooting"!

I think the Hasan yelled Alahu Ahkbar as he was slaughtering people, not L'chaim!!!!

Islam - TTT religion.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091106/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_obama_fort_hood

Posted by Douchie in "Lawyer of the Day: I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am " Friday, November 6, 2009 1:46 PM

71 - no; they should get Elie.

Posted by Douchie in "Lawyer of the Day: I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am " Friday, November 6, 2009 1:51 PM

KASH BEAVER-SHOT:

http://redtube.com/12255

Posted by Douchie in "Lawsuit of the Day: Sex, Drugs, and 3000 Billable Hours" Friday, November 6, 2009 1:52 PM

77 - too old. he wouldn't know how to use the internets...

Posted by Douchie in "Southern New England School of Law Prepares to Fight" Friday, November 6, 2009 1:57 PM

Elie:
The Nutty Blogger

Posted by Douchie in "Legal Eagle Wedding Watch 11.1: The Beard" Friday, November 6, 2009 2:31 PM

First!

Posted by Douchie in "Legal Eagle Wedding Watch 11.1: The Beard" Friday, November 6, 2009 2:35 PM

Couple 1)
Howard Law School - isn't that where they train aspiring car-jackers?

2) - Diesel Dykes. Eeeewww.
3)The bottom half of Ross's facial structure is disproportionately large compared the the rest of his cranium...strange...

Posted by Douchie in "Legal Eagle Wedding Watch 11.1: The Beard" Friday, November 6, 2009 2:47 PM

18/19 - Please restrain your inherent aggressive behavior.

Posted by Douchie in "Legal Eagle Wedding Watch 11.1: The Beard" Friday, November 6, 2009 2:51 PM

Howard Law "School" is ranked as a tier 3 institution by US News. Their average MCAT score is 154. Unbelievable. A monkey could do that well on the LSAT....

Posted by Douchie in "Legal Eagle Wedding Watch 11.1: The Beard" Friday, November 6, 2009 2:55 PM

Well, I'll credit Howard with being a a T97 in the third tier. Didn't it lose accreditation with the other black law schools like Morris Brown?

Posted by Douchie in "Legal Eagle Wedding Watch 11.1: The Beard" Friday, November 6, 2009 3:00 PM

37 - they learn how to "beatbox" their oral arguments.

34 - you fail. Three people at the service station where my Porsche is serviced went to Howard law school.

Posted by Douchie in "Legal Eagle Wedding Watch 11.1: The Beard" Friday, November 6, 2009 3:08 PM

45 - it is hard to type while I laugh at your comment "same Biglaw jobs as HYS." It gives "low scoring" applicants admission to its unaccredited dump? How noble of them. Have a good shift at Ruth's Chris!

Posted by Douchie in "Legal Eagle Wedding Watch 11.1: The Beard" Friday, November 6, 2009 3:10 PM

Lisa Klein when she wakes up:
http://images.buyaliencostumes.com/alien-monster-mask.jpg

She is a Klingon.

Posted by Douchie in "Legal Eagle Wedding Watch 11.1: The Beard" Friday, November 6, 2009 3:15 PM

Howard is accredited only by the NLSA "Negro Law School Association." Unfortunately it's ABA approval was yanked with Morris Brown.

60 - I said "where my Porsche is serviced" you retard. Clearly you must attend Howard Upstairs Law College.

Posted by Douchie in "Legal Eagle Wedding Watch 11.1: The Beard" Friday, November 6, 2009 3:19 PM

74 - VERY true today.

Posted by Douchie in "Legal Eagle Wedding Watch 11.1: The Beard" Friday, November 6, 2009 3:22 PM

45: Nice photo of you:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:LittleBlackSamboCover.jpg

Posted by Douchie in "Legal Eagle Wedding Watch 11.1: The Beard" Friday, November 6, 2009 3:25 PM

79 - I stand corrected. It is on probation.

Posted by Douchie in "Legal Eagle Wedding Watch 11.1: The Beard" Friday, November 6, 2009 3:30 PM

The only change you'll be throwing is the quarter that JaKe dropped into your box as a bathroom attendant. Now hurry up - your shift begins soon.

And as to your fantasy that Howard's stats are so low because they want to give "lower performers a chance" - that is sad, considering that any black person with a modicum of mediocrity can AA into a tier 1, (e.g. Elie Mystal) thus the blacks at Howard are really the bottom of the barrel. But they can act like there was some sort of "choice" in the matter because they "elected" to go to a black law school, thoughbeit unaccredited.