What is this numbnuts major malfunction?

Who cares who won the stupid fucking elections? Politicians only make policy. Marines make history!

Number 25, do YOU suck dicks?

Emeritus, this is the last time I'm going to ask you, DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE VIRGIN MARY? You'd best square yourself away and start shitting me tiffany cufflinks, or I will fuck you up!

My-stall I'll bet your ass looks like 150 lbs of chewed bubble gum!

My-stall you write articles like old people fuck!

Are you shittin' me my-stall? You slimy fucking walurs looking piece of shit! I'm gonna rip your balls off so you can't contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you to write a good article if it short dicks every cannibal in the congo!

So, 32, I'm guessing you DO NOT believe in the Virgin Mary?

Most of you maggots wouldn't have a fucking clue what to do if ole' mary jane rottencrotch pulled her panties down in front of you!

14 and 27, I like you guys. Hell, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister. Bullshit! I got your name! I got your number! I'll be watching you! I met two hippie ass queers like you after I got back from Hue. You know what I did to them? I ripped out their eyeballs and skull fucked 'em!

Oh and in case some of you were wondering, God loves Marines because we keep heaven stocked with fresh souls on a daily basis. Happy belated birthday.

33, the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's leg! You get to live your life developing skills like sucking a golf ball through a garden hose, while we make history! Go back to wondering whether your parents had any children that lived!

Emeritus, you're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

Emeritus, did mommy and daddy not pay enough attention to you when you were young?

47:

1. It's called the head not "latreen"[sic]!
2. It's a movie, it's useful to think of as fiction.
3. Sure enough, I had many close brushes of death at the hands of charlie, but the ole' gunny is still alive and kickin'!
4. If you fuck with me one more time, I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Would finger banging Ms. Binkley through her purrty pink panties be considered rape?

my-stall, by the time I'm done with you, you'll be a minister of death, praying for war!

The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. The least deadliest weapon in the world is my-stall and his "gun".

4, you're really gonna hate the schticks when I rip off your head and shit down your neck!