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Posted by Homer Simpson in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Dewey Cuts Staff in U.S., Attorneys in U.K." Wednesday, March 4, 2009 11:00 AM

Beer. The cause of and solution to all of lifes problems.

Posted by Homer Simpson in "Fried Frank Promotes Renewed Emphasis on Billing Policies (And cuts back on some perks.)" Thursday, March 5, 2009 2:26 PM

D'Oh!

Posted by Homer Simpson in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Something is Going Down At Akin Gump" Friday, March 6, 2009 5:06 PM

We're still hiring in sector 7G

Posted by Homer Simpson in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: Something is Going Down At Akin Gump" Friday, March 6, 2009 5:19 PM

Apparently they hired my replacement...

Posted by Homer Simpson in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: White & Case Round 2" Monday, March 9, 2009 2:39 PM

48 - being fired is great! I get to sit around all day drinking beer and watching tv with no pants on. I can't wait until you join me UVA tool

Posted by Homer Simpson in "Incoming First Years at Morgan Lewis See $100K of Compensation Go Up in Smoke" Monday, March 9, 2009 3:28 PM

Save us Jebus!

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