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  • Lloyd Christmas is an illiterate and mischievous man who has been fired from several jobs (the most recent of which was driving a limousine) due to his lack of intelligence and his unwillingness to work "40 hours a week."

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Posted by Lloyd Christmas in "Pls Hndle Thx: Poker Face" Friday, August 21, 2009 10:18 AM

I'll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day!

Posted by Lloyd Christmas in "Pls Hndle Thx: Poker Face" Friday, August 21, 2009 10:34 AM

I'll give you three to one odds...

Posted by Lloyd Christmas in "Pls Hndle Thx: Poker Face" Friday, August 21, 2009 10:44 AM

I don't know how, but I'm gonna get ya.

Posted by Lloyd Christmas in "Mobile Law Office" Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:21 PM

Chicks dig it. It's a shaggin' wagon.

Posted by Lloyd Christmas in "The Hours: How are yours looking for 2009?" Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:32 PM

Unless you wanna work forty hours a week...

Posted by Lloyd Christmas in "Lawyer of the Day: And Her 'Real Pimpin' Law Professor Boyfriend" Thursday, August 27, 2009 3:49 PM

Well suck me sideways!

Posted by Lloyd Christmas in "Nationwide No Offer Watch: Numbers from Kirkland and Orrick" Tuesday, September 1, 2009 12:39 PM

Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supose to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes, and my driver's a bit lost...

Posted by Lloyd Christmas in "Pls Hndle Thx: The Wedding Braggers" Thursday, September 3, 2009 3:46 PM

Husband? Wait a minute... what was all that 'one in a million' talk?

Posted by Lloyd Christmas in "Pls Hndle Thx: Nope, No Jobs Yet" Thursday, September 10, 2009 4:08 PM

You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?

Posted by Lloyd Christmas in "Non-Sequiturs: 09.23.09" Wednesday, September 23, 2009 5:44 PM

Austria, eh? Let's put another shrimp on the barbie...

Posted by Lloyd Christmas in "Pls Hndle Thx: Solicitation for Lucrative Partnership" Thursday, October 22, 2009 3:19 PM

That's a lovely accent. New Jersey?

Posted by Lloyd Christmas in "Lawsuit of the Day: I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Ice Cream" Tuesday, October 27, 2009 3:17 PM

Harry! Your hands are freezing!

Posted by Lloyd Christmas in "Supplemental Lawsuit of the Day: Principal's 'Phallusy'?" Wednesday, October 28, 2009 2:57 PM

I want to make love to a schoolboy!

Posted by Lloyd Christmas in " Pls Hndle Thx: The Haunting of Facebook" Thursday, October 29, 2009 4:44 PM

The first time I set eyes on Kash, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.

Posted by Lloyd Christmas in "A Mayer Brown Associate's Supreme Court Debut:
A Post-Argument Recap" Friday, November 6, 2009 4:24 PM

It's okay! I'm a limo driver...

Posted by Lloyd Christmas in "Lawsuit of the Day (from Across the Pond): Climactic Noise Pollution" Thursday, November 12, 2009 12:10 PM

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Posted by Lloyd Christmas in "Adventures in Lawyer Advertising: 100% Lean" Monday, November 16, 2009 12:27 PM

Big Gulps, huh?

Posted by Lloyd Christmas in "Non-Sequiturs: 11.18.09" Wednesday, November 18, 2009 5:53 PM

You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?

Posted by Lloyd Christmas in "Non-Sequiturs: 11.18.09" Wednesday, November 18, 2009 5:53 PM

You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?

Posted by Lloyd Christmas in "Non-Sequiturs: 11.18.09" Wednesday, November 18, 2009 5:54 PM

Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.