Thinking more about this, I must say that Eicher has completely missed the point of putting vegetables in one's trousers, which is to impress women and lure them into bed under false pretenses. By the time they discover that you're not so large after all, both of you are naked and either you're on top of her or she's on top of you. Where is she going to go at that point? Nowhere? Exactly. Pulling out the cucumber in an elevator and laughing about it is a total waste of what can be an effective pickup move.

This study may have some validity. For example, David is very happy but he would make a lousy attorney. He believes virtually everything he reads and thinks that makes him a more selective human than someone who doesn't believe anything at all.

We yield to the Cartwrights as England's loudest band.

Did Dick Schlosh sexually harass Veronica in an elevator with a cucumber? Did he ask her whether she has a horizontal vagina?

Judge Aldrich is learning that it's a fine line between stupid and clever.

There is no truth to the rumor that you can get swine flu from working too many hours on a sex farm.

As for the managing partner of K&L Gates, he should change his name to Peter Callous.

Once again I am confused. I though ABA was a pop band from Australia.

Hey 7, your whining and nitpicking demonstrates your need for heavy doses of sex, drugs, and rock & roll. Spark up and inhale, then exhale and relax. Repeat.

74, David and I really don't give a shit what you think either and won't let it afffect our performances. Poets like ourselves are usually misunderstood, though we do have our fans.

Judge Edwards has been in the Navy and the Marines. I think his next stop will be at an Air Force base.

Shark Sandwich

David,

As Marty DiBergi would say, that is a bit of a departure from your usual stuff.

Nigel

Yes, David, I"m up early because unfortunatley my flat is next door to those really loud English folks who scream during sex. They pulled an all-nighter apparently, so my "alarm" sounded early.

My advice to you is to ignore the "End the Schticks" guy, who is himself a schtick. We know that questions about "the end" tend to tie you up in existential knots. You do much better with practical questions, like "Are we going to play Stonehenge tomorrow night?"

Why do British law firms have such silly names?

Ovary? Eversled? Lovehell?

Might as well just go with Hell Hole.

Do I have to come right flat out and tell you

Give me some money

75 - The answer to your question is None. None value.

Seyfarth Sandwich

I thought Simpson Thacher was the Prime Minister of England.

Oh Susanna, oh don't you write for me.

I'll go to Alabama and play banjo on one knee.