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  • The original superfreak! I have also been called "a habitual line-stepper."

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Posted by Rick James in "This Week In Layoffs: 03.14.09" Saturday, March 14, 2009 8:55 PM

I wish I had more hands, so I could give these layoffs four thumbs down!

Posted by Rick James in "Judge Posner Says Expired Salad Dressing is Fine... But Federal Prosecutor Isn't" Monday, March 16, 2009 4:11 PM

Posner better watch out. All the bitches know I still have a patent on the back hand!

Posted by Rick James in "Ending Lockstep Salaries, But What About Billing? " Monday, March 16, 2009 5:21 PM

The only problem I had when the label decreased my compensation based on performance was a greater portion of my income going to cocaine.

Posted by Rick James in "Are Top Loyola Law Students Getting Poor Services? " Tuesday, March 17, 2009 7:50 PM

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

Posted by Rick James in "Pls Hndle Thx: Finish What Ya Started" Wednesday, March 18, 2009 3:38 PM

Even I know its still too soon for the Natasha Richardson reference, and I'm a superfreak!

Posted by Rick James in "Squire Sanders Uninvites Last Year's 1Ls" Friday, March 27, 2009 2:11 PM

The milk's gone bad!

Posted by Rick James in "Alston & Bird: Deferred Start Dates, Short Summer" Monday, March 30, 2009 2:48 PM

Does showing Charlie Murphy your titties count as "public interest work?" If so, I got five grand right here bitches!

Posted by Rick James in "Staff Layoff Watch: Hogan & Hartson Lays Off 93 Staff" Thursday, April 2, 2009 12:43 PM

I might have to cancel my plans to go rub my feet on the couch in my lawyer's office. There's no point if he can't afford a new one.

Posted by Rick James in "Nationwide Layoff Watch: McDermott Will & Emery Lays Off 72 People" Thursday, June 4, 2009 1:06 PM

You think this is a problem? I once got my thumb stuck in a stripper's ass two minutes before a show in East Cleveland. Trust me, those are people you don't want to get angry. But what can I say, cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Posted by Rick James in "Salary Cut Watch: Pillsbury Cuts Salaries Based on Utilization Rates" Tuesday, June 9, 2009 1:10 PM

Watch it 22. I am no lawyer, but that smells like trademark infringement. Although my sense of smell is a little wrecked from all the nose candy. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Posted by Rick James in "Nationwide Salary Cut Watch: Bryan Cave(s) to the Salary Cut Phenomenon" Thursday, June 11, 2009 1:24 PM

First to say Kansas City fucking blows! Nevertheless, 100K there will buy you a wife of substantial square footage and some sort of luxury automobile. The same can't be said for most other locales.