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Posted by Disaffected in "The Plaintiff Moves for an Erection" Thursday, April 17, 2008 3:49 PM

Just what we needed: Another crooked politician.

Posted by Disaffected in "Minnesota Judge Doesn't Need a 'Sexpert'" Thursday, April 24, 2008 7:06 PM

Take it from one who knows. A real woman loves jizz on her face. Consent is implied as a matter of law.

Posted by Disaffected in "The Eyes of the Law: One Angry Woman" Monday, May 19, 2008 4:26 PM

That a lot of woman (if that is indeed a woman). She needs to wipe herself standing up with a three foot loofah.

Posted by Disaffected in "The Eyes of the Law: One Angry Woman" Monday, May 19, 2008 4:27 PM

That a lot of woman (if that is indeed a woman). She needs to wipe herself standing up with a three foot loofah.

Posted by Disaffected in "The bar exam is stressing you out. How do you spell relief? O-R-G-Y." Wednesday, May 28, 2008 7:12 PM

I'm in. It will be a night of assault with a deadly weapon.

Posted by Disaffected in "An L.A. Jury + Hours of Hard-Core Fetish Porn + Chief Judge Alex Kozinski, Presiding = Total Awesomeness" Wednesday, June 11, 2008 3:11 PM

What is the matter with you people? You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things--know you not true art. Having partaken in the one true form of artistic expression innumerable times, I can tell you that nothing sings to my inner muse more than bukake. Salad toss anyone?

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